I am a mother to 7 children....
While Ry and I were off frolicking in the Bahamas my sis, Amber, was a mother to 7 children...... We did a swap-er-rooni. Now my sis is off frolicking in the tropics of Mexico on a 8 day cruise....And it's my turn.....man, payback is like umm, NO FUN peoples. (although, I do love the kids like my own) I still wish I was here:
Seriously no time for blogging..you should see my house: dishes everywhere, clothes thrown around, homework scattered, bathrooms to be cleaned, beds to be made......Oh, and wait I forgot to tell you: I have another child:
Yup, your looking at him: SCOUT. a dog. My sis's dog.
So wait, I am actually a mother to 8 children or more like 15 children because Scout has to be walked 3 times a day! Huh? 3 times a day?? Who has time for that? I swear this dog takes more time than my 4 children put together...But I will honor my sis's wishes because she changed Mason's poo-poo for 6 days. Yuck. Good swap.
So I get the pleasure of walking him and letting him go potty. I guess there is bathroom etiquette for a dog but I don't know it. He seems to peep everywhere on everything. Then he did his duty and I guess I walked away...My friends at girls night (thanks Ry for watching 15 children so I could go) informed me that I was supposed to pick up the poop...ummm, yeah, NO! Seriously.
So Scout will be going in his own backyard for his own momma to pick up..I'm not that nice.
So off to my day, off to run 5 miles, off to take the suburban in for a screw in the tire, off to fix my fraud at the bank, oh and off to a sis's birthday lunch..(yes, again) Much to do and never any time to do it all in. For I am now a mother of 15 children......
7 comments:
I don't know how you always fit in fun. You have a million errands, clean, house, run and then there is always time for lunch or the mall. Let me know you secret. I need to be better organized. Have fun this week. You need lunch.
Are you wearing heels, and sweats on a walk???
I love you, and if anyone can do it...you can!
Nat..how do ALL MOMMAS fit in our crazy lives with a kagillion things to do??..WE JUST DO IT! WE go go go ! BUT, we do deserve a lunch break. (every day)...Love it.
Umm Yes, Robyn, I am wearing heels. I just got back from taking the burb in to the dealership and then i ran off to walk the doggy..i was in a hurry..no time for changing..! loves to ya
Ahahahahaha! I didn't know you got Scout in the mix, too, that's FANTASTICO!
I told Amber I'd have totally taken him, since I'm not freakishly OCD like a certain sister I know, but my two cats each weigh seriously about 15 more lbs than him, and Bobbi would have either a) eaten him or b) suffocated him in her massive bum cheeks.
No bueno. Good luck sis!
I forgot to say that your floor (tile/wood) is one of the coolest floors I have seen! Love it!
Again. I don't know how you handle your life and not end up in a looney bin. I would fo sho! You're awesome! Hang in there and if you need a break for anything...let me know!
Looks like its workin for you! You should show Amber this blog. She will love it and I did love it. Reminded me of my crazy days!
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